About Me:

Hi! My name is Karley Sciortino.
This is a blog intended to trick strangers into thinking my life is more exciting than it actually is.

Entries in Videos (18)

Thursday
Sep292011

Video Memoriez

Yo! Here's the newest video update of my life! I realized the other day that I've never filmed anything at the Chinese restaurant where I work. Working there is SO awkward because none of the chefs speak English and obvs none of the alt white girl waitress speak Chinese, so there is a lot of embarrassing/failed hand signal communication going on constantly. It's like endless food charades. I also have a semi-stalker who's like 50 who comes in and brings me weird presents like bagels with salmon and cream cheese. (#carbaside) So many memoriez, so little time...

Also, you should LIKE Slutever on Facebook, duh.

Tuesday
Aug302011

Hi Tea!

Tea is one of my BFFs. You can read about our friend (and sexual) love here and here. She also might have been the person who wrote that anonymous guest post last week. Woops, I wasn't supposed to say that! Anywayz, Tea recently started writing a monthly sex column for Wired Italy. (Unforch it's in Italian so you probably can't read it.) This is the video she made to launch the column. Sharing the lolz!

Monday
Aug082011

Video Memoriez

P.S. Follow Slutever on Facebook!

Sunday
Jul032011

Video Memoriez:

Please, sit back, relax, take a hit on the ol' gravity bong and watch as I tackle that age old question: What is the key to looking famous?

P.S. I shared, now it's your turn. What was the best thing YOU did this week?

Friday
Jun242011

Lyfe Advice With Andy Von DudeBaby

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My friend Andy Von DudeBaby knows a lot about life and getting real and being real and getting down with the kids and getting shit done, and thankfully for you he’s feeling generous like a Buddhist right now and wants to share some of his vast important lyfe knowledge with you all. Thank you.